Jan 4, 2014

हंसाने वाली भारतीय रेल, हुल्लड़ मुरादाबादी की हास्य कविता


एक बार हमें करनी पड़ी रेल की यात्रा
देख सवारियों की मात्रा
पसीने लगे छूटने
हम घर की तरफ़ लगे फूटने

इतने में एक कुली आया
और हमसे फ़रमाया
साहब अंदर जाना है?
हमने कहा हां भाई जाना है….
उसने कहा अंदर तो पंहुचा दूंगा
पर रुपये पूरे पचास लूंगा
हमने कहा समान नहीं केवल हम हैं
तो उसने कहा क्या आप किसी सामान से कम हैं ?….

जैसे तैसे डिब्बे के अंदर पहुचें
यहां का दृश्य तो ओर भी घमासान था
पूरा का पूरा डिब्बा अपने आप में एक हिंदुस्तान था
कोई सीट पर बैठा था, कोई खड़ा था
जिसे खड़े होने की भी जगह नही मिली वो सीट के नीचे पड़ा था….

इतने में एक बोरा उछालकर आया ओर गंजे के सर से टकराया
गंजा चिल्लाया यह किसका बोरा है ?
बाजू वाला बोला इसमें तो बारह साल का छोरा है…..

तभी कुछ आवाज़ हुई और
इतने मैं एक बोला चली चली
दूसरा बोला या अली …
हमने कहा काहे की अली काहे की बलि
ट्रेन तो बगल वाली चली..

भारतीय रेल – हास्य कविता
– हुल्लड मुरादाबादी



Source - bhasker

IRPS Officer Rakesh Kumar takes over as CEO of CBFC



The Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC) has finally got a new CEO. An Officer of Indian Railways Personnel Services (IRPS) Rakesh Kumar took over the reins of the all-important body which regulates the functioning of the film industry on Friday.

“I took charge only today. I will need at least a week to understand the job and decide on what I can do and should be doing,” Rakesh Kumar told soon after taking charge.

It will not be smooth sailing for Rakesh Kumar because the Indian film industry has been very critical of the CBFC for the way it censors films. The CBFC has had to take a lot of criticism for the “dos and don’ts” which it gives to the industry in the form of advises. Top film makers have challenged the decision of the CBFC in the way films are censored and dragged it to court.

It took some time for the union ministry of information and broadcasting to appoint someone as the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of CBFC while putting Manish Desai of PIB as in-charge. However, even though Rakesh Kumar, a Sr.DPO on the Indian Railways was appointed in November 2013 itself, he took charge on Friday.

Like his predecessor Pankaja Thakur, Rakesh Kumar is also a rank outsider in the sense that he has not worked as a regional officer in CBFC, to have had some knowledge about film censorship. It is learnt that a film-related diploma that he has added to his profile. It may be mentioned here that the previous CEO Pankaja Thakur has gone back to her parent department – customs and central excise – after she completed her three-year tenure as CEO. Rakesh Kumar will also have a three-year term to serve.

While the CBFC finally has a CEO, it is finding it difficult to get the right candidates for selection as regional officers in various locations. As a result of candidates not fulfilling the required criteria, the posts of regional officers for Mumbai, Bengaluru and Thiruvananthapuram have yet to be filled. However, in-charge officers have been temporarily appointed from those belonging to the Indian Information Service (IIS).

It is learnt that the ministry got several applications for the regional officers posts but the applicants did not fit the bill. The ministry has now begun the process of once again calling for applications.

Source..Rail News

RRB Mumbai Announced Results for Various Posts 2013



Railway Recruitment Board, Mumbai declared the results for the recruitment to the posts of Assistant Commercial Clerk, Commercial Clerk, Ticket Examiner/Ticket Collector, and Train Clerk. The written examination was held on 1 September 2013, 22 September 2013, and 06 October 2013. The candidates successful in the First Stage Written Examination are eligible to appear for Second Stage Written Examination, which will be held in due course of time. Individual call letters will be issued to the candidates at their postal addresses.


Source..Rail News

Churchgate-Virar Elevated Rail Corridor survey underway



Mumbai: Railway India Technical and Economic Services (RITES), a consultancy arm of the Indian Railways, is conducting a traffic survey for the Churchgate-Virar elevated rail corridor.

The Rs 25,000-crore project to be implemented on public private partnership model has been put on hold after the state government questioned its need. It argued that the Metro III project between Colaba and Seepz partially traverses on alignment similar to the elevated corridor.

After a meeting between the PM and Chief Minister Prithiviraj Chavan, it was decided that fresh traffic survey would be undertaken. Railway Board Chairman Arunendra Kumar said, “RITES is conducting as traffic survey.” A WR official said, “The raw data establishes the feasibility but we want this to be authenticated by RITES.”

Kumar is in Mumbai to review the performance and projects of WR, CR and Mumbai Railway Vikas Corporation. He has also met general manager of the six zones, Chief Minister and State Chief Secretary.

Source..Rail News

RRC announces recruitment for 5679 Group-D Posts

New Delhi: Railway Recruitment Cell/Northern Railway invites applications from bonafide Citizens of India and such other candidates declared eligible by the Ministry of Home Affairs, Government of India to fill up a total of 5679 posts in Pay Band-1 Rs.5200-20200 with Grade Pay of Rs.1800/- in following Divisions / Workshops / Units:
Interested candidates can apply for the above posts, as per their choice and eligibility by logging in to http://www.rrcnr.org.

Source..Rail News

SWR notify recruitment against Scouts & Guides Quota 2013-14



The South Western Railway invited applications for recruitment against Scouts & Guides Quota 2013-14. The candidates eligible for the post can apply through prescribed format before 28 January 2014. The South Western Railway is one of the 17 railway zones in India. It is headquartered at Hubli and comprises Bangalore, Mysore divisions of the erstwhile Southern Railway and the reorganized Hubli division of the erstwhile South Central Railway which includes Hospet and Bellary. The division came into existence on 1 April 2003.
Important Date:  Last Date for Receipt of Application Forms: 28 January 2014
Vacancy Details (Name of Posts):
• Group C: 2 posts
• Erstwhile Group D: 6 posts
Total no. of Posts: 8  
Age limit:
• Group C: Candidates age must be between 18 to 30 years as on 1 January 2014.
• Erstwhile Group D: Candidates age must be between 18 to 33 years as on 1 January 2014.
• Age relaxation will be applicable as per the Govt. rules.
Educational Qualification:
• Group C: Candidate should be pass the Matriculation examination or equivalent with 50% marks or higher qualification.
• Erstwhile Group D: Candidate should be pass the Matriculation examination or ITI or equivalent or NAC granted by the NCVT.
Scouts & Guides Qualification:
• Candidate must be a president’s Scout or Guide Ranger or Rover or Himalayan Wood Badge Holder or a Pre–HWB Trained scout leader or Advanced Trained Guide or Leader or Captain.
• Candidate must have been an active member of Scouts Organisation for at least 03 years in the recent past and should continue to be active.
• Candidate must have attended at least one event at National Level and 1 or 2 events at State Level. OR Should have a good record of participation in Scouts or Guides activities at Unit/District Level.
Application Fee
• OBC and Unreserved candidate have to pay Rs. 100/- as application fees.
• SC/ST/EXSM/PWD/Women /Minority candidates/Economically Backward Classes are exempted from payment of fee.
Pay Scale 
• Group C: Rs. 5200-20200 + GP of Rs.1900
• Erstwhile Group D: Rs. 5200-20200 + GP of Rs.1800
Selection Process
Candidates will be selected on the basis of Written Test, Scout & Guide Qualification over and above the minimum prescribed eligibility condition and Personality Test/Interview.
How to Apply
• Application in prescribed format can be downloaded from the official website.
• Fill the form completely and affix passport size photograph duly signed by the candidates and attested by gazetted officer, attested copies of Educational and Sports achievements certificates.
• Candidate should super scribe the envelope as “Application for Recruitment against Scouts & Guides Quota for the year 2013-14 Group C/D” and send to the address given below before 28 January 2014 for Group C post:
Assistant Personnel Officer/HQ,
Personnel Department,
South Western Railway Headquarters,
1st Floor, New Zonal Headquarters Building,
Gadag Road, Hubli-580020
• Candidate can submit the application for Erstwhile Group D post to the respective division as mention in the notification.
Source..Rail News

Mumbai Monorail stations not likely to get Escalators until the Monsoon

Mumbai: Transport facility set to roll out on Jan 26, but you’ll have to trudge it up till June. While the first phase of the monorail is expected to roll out in the city by January 26, commuters will have to walk it to and from the entry points of stations as the monorail stations are not likely to get escalators until the monsoon.


The development agency for the metropolis, Mumbai Metropolitan Region Development Authority or MMRDA, has set January 26 as the deadline to commission the first phase of the monorail between Wadala and Chembur.


Additional metropolitan commissioner of the development authority Ashwini Bhide said that the process to acquire escalators for the first phase is going on. “Work will begin at the stations soon,” said Bhide.


The first phase, which stretches over 8.8km, will have seven stations dotting it — Chembur, VN Purav Marg, Fertiliser Colony, Bharat Petroleum, Mysore Colony, Bhakti Park and Wadala.


At each of the stations, four escalators will be put up. Two of these will be at the ground level to the concourse while two more will be from the concourse to the platforms. So, the seven stations will have a total of 28 such esacaltors.


These machines are likely to be installed at all seven stations by June, before the monsoon sets in.


With the project entering into the inspection and certification stages, the MMRDA has set “Commercial Operation Date” for January 26 for internal reference and work purpose. After a week, former commissioner of Railway Safety, GP Garg, is likely to commence physical inspection of the monorail system to commission the project by the internally set deadline.


Source said exchange of letters has begun between the state and union government to invite prime minister Manmohan Singh to inaugurate India’s first monorail. It is only at a later stage that a date of opening will be decided.


After completing the first phase, focus to meet the deadline will shift to the second phase between Wadala and Jacob Circle, which is scheduled for completion by March 2015.


Source..Rail News

Indian Railway Catering and Tourism Corporation to develop new user-friendly website


In September 2013, the apex consumer forum has directed IRCTC to make its website more consumer friendly. AP
The Indian Railway Catering and Tourism Corporation (IRCTC), a subsidiary of the Indian Railways that handles the catering, tourism and online ticketing operations is planning to launch a new website, which would be operational by the last week of April 2014. This website would be more easily accessible and consumer-friendly.

Speaking to Financial Express Online, Pradip Kundu, joint general manager, public relations, IRCTC, said, “We are launching a new website which would be more user-friendly. The capacity of the website would be increased drastically, from 2000 tickets per minute to more than 7000 tickets per minute.”

In September 2013, according to PTI report, the apex consumer forum has directed Indian Railway Catering and Tourism Corporation (IRCTC) to make its website more consumer friendly, observing that it is "inaccessible" most of the time and needs "drastic improvement".

"The IRCTC website should be fool proof and needs drastic improvement. Most of the consumers/passengers suffer from the IRCTC website. Most of the time the website of the opposite party (IRCTC) is inaccessible for hours together," the National Consumer Disputes Redressal Commission (NCDRC) had stated.

This new development is a positive step towards improving the efficiency of the IRCTC website.

Also, IRCTC has plans to start new budget category hotels in the country. This plan is still at initial stage as IRCTC has proposed this new venture to the state governments and is awaiting their replies.

Kundu said, “We are planning to start new budget hotels, but still there are no concrete talks. We have already spoken to the state governments, and are waiting for a response.” These hotels would be opened in close proximity to the railway stations.

SOURCE - financial express

Pearson-Union link gets $53M worth of diesel trains



The board of Metrolinx has approved the purchase of 12 “clean” diesel trains from Sumitomo Corp. in the U.S. for $53 million to run between Union Station and Pearson

The board of Metrolinx has approved the purchase of 12 “clean” diesel trains from Sumitomo Corp. in the U.S. for $53 million to run between Union Station and Pearson.

The deal, which piggybacks on a Sonoma-Marin, Calif. train order, also includes an option to buy six more trains for $22 million.

The price is about half that anticipated in the original project estimates, said Metrolinx chair Rob Prichard.

The board of Metrolinx has approved a $55 million purchase of special trains to carry travellers between Union Station in downtown Toronto to Pearson International Airport.The trains, known as diesel or electrical multiple units, would be converted to run on electricity if a plan to electrify the rail corridor proceeds.

The Ontario government has approved funding for an environmental assessment of the electrification plan.

Residents living along the train corridor, members of the Clean Train Coalition, who believe the line should be electric from the outset, protested the purchase outside Metrolinx's offices at the foot of Bay St.

“This is pennywise but pound foolish. Clearly electric is better. This is an experiment that will cost us more,” NDP MPP Cheri DiNovo told the board.

A prototype of the new trains will be delivered in the summer of 2013 and the remainder would arrive in fall 2014.

The air-rail shuttle, which would run every 15 minutes in both directions, is supposed to open in time for the Pan Am Games in summer 2015.

But Metrolinx says it will take at least seven to nine years to electrify the line that will run up the Georgetown GO corridor to a spur into the airport.

The trains run in two-car configurations with the engines incorporated in the 63-seat coaches.

The trip envisioned as a 25-minute premium service hasn't yet been priced but is expected to cost more than double the price of a GO ticket.

Metrolinx is spending $3.8 million per train, more than the $3.1 million base price because the Toronto models will have luxurious interiors. “It'll be cheaper than a limo or taxi... But it will be priced competitively,” said GO Transit president Gary McNeil.

The trains will almost replicate a plane interior with overhead baggage bins and they will include air conditioning and heating suitable for the Canadian climate, he said.

The train will stop at Bloor and Weston when it begins but will eventually stop at Eglinton if a planned light rail line is built.

Source - the star

EXTENSION OF RUN OF SPECIAL TRAINS (18 TRIPS)




For the convenience of rail passengers and to clear extra rush, Railway has decided to extend the run of Special train Nos. 09707/09708 Jaipur-Lucknow Jn.- Jaipur Tri-Weekly Express & 09021/09022 Bandra Terminus- Jammu Tawi- Bandra Terminus Weekly Superfast Express as per the following programme :-

09707/09708 Jaipur – Lucknow Jn. - Jaipur Tri Weekly Express special (14 Trips)

The 09707 Jaipur – Lucknow Jn. special will depart from Jaipur at 9.45 p.m. from 17.1.2014 to 31.1.2014 ( 07 trips ) o­n every Tuesday, Friday & Sunday to reach Lucknow Jn. at 10.25 a .m. the next day. While in the return direction the 09708 Lucknow Jn. – Jaipur will depart from Lucknow Jn. at 12.25 p.m. o­n every Wednesday, Saturday and Monday from 18.1.2014 to 01.2.2014 ( 07 trips ) to reach Jaipur at 1.45 a .m. the next day.

Consisting of o­ne AC 2 Tier, two AC 3 Tier, 6 Sleeper Class & 6 General 2nd Cum luggage Van coaches, the 09707/09708 Jaipur – Lucknow Jn. - Jaipur special will stop at Gandhinagar Jaipur, Dausa, Bandhiqui, Kheril, Nadbi, Bharatpur Jn., Achhnera Jn., Mathur Jn., Mathura Cantt. Hatras City, Kasganj, Farrukhabad, Kannauj, Kanpur Anwarganj & Kanpur Citystations enroute in both the directions.

09021/09022 JammuTawi-Bandra(T)-JammuTawi Weekly SuperfastSpecial Train (04 trips)

The 09021 Bandra Terminus-Jammu Tawi Weekly Superfast Special train will depart from Bandra Terminus o­n 6.1.2014 & 13.1.2014( both Monday) (02 trips) at 04.50 p.m. to reach Jammu Tawi at 01.15 a.m. the third day i.e. Wednesday. In the return direction, the 09022 Jammu Tawi-Bandra Terminus Weekly Superfast Special trains will depart from Jammu Tawi on 8.1.2014 & 15.1.2014 (02 trips) (both Wednesday) at 07.25 a.m. to reach Bandra Terminus at 04.35 p.m. the next day i.e. Thursday.

Consisting of o­ne AC II Tier, o­ne AC II Tier cum AC III Tier, o­ne AC III Tier, seven sleeper class, six general class, two disabled friendly second class cum luggage van coaches, the 09021/09022 Jammu Tawi-Bandra Terminus-Jammu Tawi Weekly Superfast Special train will stop at Borivali, Vapi, Surat, Bharuch, Vadodara, Dahod, Ratlam, Kota, Sawai Madhopur, Hindaun City, Bharatpur, Mathura Jn., Tughlakabad, Delhi Safderjung , Panipat, Ambala Catt., Ludhiana, Jalandhar Cantt. & Pathankot stations enroute in both directions.
Source - N Rly

 

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